THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU'RE MY FRIEND

10. You'd be a really boring enemy

9. Unlike "man's best friend" you've

never crapped on my carpet.

8. We "get" each other.

7. It's too expensive to have myself cloned

6. You've never hypnotized me into becoming a mindless zombie to do your evil bidding, and then made me forget.....or have you???

5. You have clothes I'd like to borrow

4. We both like to make fun of other people.

3. You'd tell me if I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe...wouldn't you???

2. I have a reason to use these "buy one, get one free" coupons.

And the number ONE reason you're my friend

You deserve the best!!!!!!!!